Dear Nuts Magazine
I purchased an issue of your magazine from my local supermarket. Thrilled that I had finally found a magazine that shared my passion.
However, when I opened the magazine I was horrified at what I saw in front of me. I had expected thrilling reviews on how to plant, grow and harvest varying types of nut ranging from the common Peanut to possibly other more extravagant nuts such as the Kobb nut of even the elusive Macadamia nut.
In reality, I got something totally different. Before my eyes lay pictures of shameless girls wearing nothing but pants (some even less than that). I decided to quickly turn the page on from Lucy and Stacey dressed as farmers hoping that it was merely a ploy to encourage younger people to take an interest in nuts....I was wrong. This mindless filth was continued through the entire magazine ranging from a clearly photoshopped "Emma" posing as a house maid to a truly horrific scene off Brandy and Erika licking colourful shots of each others naked bodies.
I am utterly disgusted with your magazine and request that the name is changed to ensure that no other nut enthusiast, such as myself, is to fall foul of such a cleverly orchestrated scam.
Yours Sincerely
Bill
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